November 2011
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Yelp is not a comedy open mic night
I would cautiously support a eugenics program if it focused on eliminating people who write Yelp reviews that try to be funny.
Just review the bar buddy. Drinks, prices, atmosphere, bathrooms, good for groups?, allows dogs?, etc. Otherwise can it.
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Craiglist: Girlfriend Wanted (holidays only)
I was just forwarded this amazing craigslist ad where a dude in the mission is accepting applications for a “Holiday Girlfriend”, relationship will contractually end January 2nd at 11:59pm. Tempting…
Let me be clear. I want a girlfriend. But, I don’t really want a girlfriend.
I just want one for the holidays.
Let’s recognize something. The holidays suck,...
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PSA: Awesome people please stop killing...
Did you know that the 24th St BART Punk Rock Johnny Cash killed himself on November 6th? I fucking loved this guy. He was an amazing singer, I wonder if he could have guessed so many people would be devastated by his death? Being a busker seems like the kind of job where you are being ignored 90% of the time. I’m gonna tip a busker this week and always make sure to smile.
This news comes on...
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HOLY CRAP this is some good bread pudding
I swore I was going to totally follow the recipe. It all started with my corner store being out of regular milk, so I bought buttermilk…and then since I wasn’t following the recipe anymore, I just went a little craycray: Vanilla, maple syrup, almond milk, brown sugar, increased spices, more than twice the amount of bourbon… This recipe is adapted from an October 2007 Smitten...
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Today is Thanksgivingmonday!
I’m celebrating Thanksgiving all week. Thanksgiving is my straight up favorite holiday. In my opinion it is Jewish Christmas. Hannukah is dumb and not a real holiday and anyone who says otherwise is just trying to keep their kids from crying. Thanksgiving is where it’s at. It has everything that makes Christmas awesome minus the tree, which I’ve never cared for anyway. There...
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My sister is in Paris
And she emailed me this GIF for some reason. J’espère qu’elle vous plaira!
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Birthday Weekend Extravaganza
Starting my Birthday weekend off right: my coworkers detonated a cute grenade on my desk and the beauty and mayhem aftermath is totally up my alley. Please note in the lower right hand corner APPLES TO APPLES JEWISH EDITION! Then to step up and dance my coworker and friend Liz gave me…
…homemade rice pudding, an adorable squid birthday card from Seltzer LLC, Mindy Kaling’s...
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