September 2011
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Goygeous
It is a well known fact that I am almost exclusively attracted to Jewish Men. They don’t make teen heart-throbs, strip clubs or pornography staring the specifc kind of nebishy hunk that I adore… “Jewish Men in the Law Library…AFTER DARK…eating sandwiches their mother lovingly packed for them!!” However, every once in a while a man will slip through my Semitic...
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Amy Poehler: Saving the Emmy's One Category at a...
Last night’s Emmy’s were predictably rough. The only highlights IMHO being the Lonely Island Boys featuring Michael Bolton and the Outstanding Leading Actress in a Comedy category stunt which was amazeballs. I figured it was clearly Poehler or Fey’s idea because it was: A) Funny while the rest of this show’s banter and stunts were dead awful (see: announcer making jokes...
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Are You Aware of It: How to Bake Hot Challah
I love challah, it’s great by itself, it’s fantastic for french toast and nothing is more fun than ripping it apart from the inside with your bare hands. Are you aware of it? How to bake (like) HOTCHALLAH: Give yourself about 4 hours or more to make this, most of the time will be for rising so make sure you have a nice long bollywood film or a nice hot boy to entertain you for a few...
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Sissy's Magical Ponycorn Adventure →
Those of us champions that were still in the office at 7pm the other day took a quick break to watch this gem. Please, dear god, play this video game that 5-year-old Cassie created with her dad. If you don’t love it, it’s because you’re dead inside.
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“But I think the first real change in women’s body image came when JLo turned it...”
– Tina Fey’s Bossy Pants
Well boys like thighs thanks to beyonce and butts thanks to JLO. I don’t know who is going to make farts sexy, but I hope they do it soon.
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Are You Aware of It: Subjective Guess Who
Yesterday I had a date with a NJB (Nice Jewish Boy) in Dolores park. We played checkers (I won! Disclosure: I was a heavily addicted, highly ranked Yahoo! Online Checkers player from 1997-1999) and Subjective Guess Who, a fantastic made-up game I learned about at Brandeis. The only thing I love more than board games is prejudicial, shallow judgments…so Subjective Guess Who is by far my...
