If I Could Stop Thinking About Food for 30 Seconds
me and rock climbing is included? because i didn’t hate it when we did it but i don’t know if i love it Liz yep and all the classes are included me that’s nice it would be convenient because my roommate also goes Liz they have a bunch you can see what kinds on their website me oh i thought that said brunch
How Many Points Is A Butter Beer?
My best friend in the whole world is in Florida for a conference of the ACLU. She is currently drunk and on the phone with me. She wants you to know that the attention to detail in Harry Potter World at Universal Parks and Resorts’ Islands of Advenure theme park in Orlando, FL extends to owl droppings in the owlery tower of Hogwarts Castle’s West Tower. She is also a totally hot babe...
Holy Shit Joan Nathan Kind of Knows I Exist
I first learned to bake challah with Joan Nathan’s recipe. This is a really big deal for a Jewish girl. I have to go call my mom.
Week in Review
Highlight of the week: Jumping in the freezing pacific ocean with my best gal Breanne on Sunday morning which was supposed to make 2012 fresh and clean…it totally did for like 24 hours. Low point of the week: Oh I don’t know, perhaps the Tuesday morning fat parking ticket and TOWING of “my” car (that I borrowed from my sister) which made me poor and late for work. ...
Downton Abbey Before Bros
On Thu, Jan 26, 2012 at 11:44 AM, [redacted]<@gmail.com> wrote: HAHAHA! You’re adorably awesome. That shouldn’t be a problem. Do you want to stick with the plan of getting drinks in the Mission? On Thu, Jan 26, 2012 at 11:40 AM, [redacted] <@gmail.com> wrote: sure I can do that, although can I be home by 9? i have to watch Downton Abbey on PBS because...
How do you tell a guy that this isn’t your first rodeo without sounding like a...– Fantastic at-work-lunch conversation with the ladies
LADY GRANTHAM IS A JOO!
Last week’s Commenter of the Week unearthed that Lady Grantham, the American-born wife of Lord Grantham in the BBC Masterpiece Theatre seriesDownton Abbey (whose second season is currently playing Sunday nights on U.S. public television), is, according to the program’s official website, “the beautiful daughter of Isidore Levinson, a dry goods multi millionaire from Cincinnati.” In other words:...
Bette Midler and I Have Much in Common
Unwritten Self-Help Books That Could Have Really...
By Elizabeth Baird from the Hairpin What to Say When Your Sophisticated and Well-Traveled Boss Asks What You Did Last Weekend, and All You Did Was Drink Wine and Weep While Watching YouTube Videos of Dogs Greeting Soldiers Coming Home From War So You See Someone You Sort of Know Sitting At the Bar, But You Don’t Want to Talk to Them: What Now? He Actually Might Have Been Into You, But When He...
A Great First Date Question
“What was the theme to your Bat Mitzvah?” In addition to being an amazingly hilarious first date question, it had me thinking about this phenomenal podcast by my soul mates Ronna and Beverly… Episode 16: Donna Kagan December 23rd, 2011 Ronna & Beverly talk to, the North Shore’s preeminent “peppy” Party planner, Donna Kagan, about how to celebrate the holidays with an...
Dates: You Win Some You Lose Some
Don’t you dare. DON’T YOU DARE ever allow me to consume the calories of two full beers before revealing you are an anti-choice Republican. That is THE MEANEST thing anyone has ever done to me.
I Dream a Dream...
Not of Ryan Gosling needing me to tutor him in college. Me, joining him in his dorm room one a cold night to help him analyze the nature of property in 18th century colonial America. Him, brushing my hair out of my eyes and… Okay, that’s not the dream I dream. I dream a dream of being the Louie to Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Huey and Dewey (respectively). The Nash to their Crosby...
Are you aware of it: Lengthen your necklace in a...
I’ve been wearing my extended necklace around the city the last few months and I basically have been impressing the pants off of everyone in town. And for good reason. Are you aware of it: Lengthen your necklace in a flash! Quickest answer ever: Attach two chains together and make one long dramatic necklace! TA DA!
Jeff Goldblum or a Hipster?
This morning on my run I swear I saw Jeff Goldblum circa 1996. Or was it just a regular hipster? The world may never know.
The “Hoagie of Forgiveness” Reason number #534 that I love fellow Phluphian Tina Fey “I’m gonna drag him behind a Wawa and we’re going to fight”.
Hot Toddy? Don't Mind If I Do
My Office is a Germ Filled Death Trap: After being on a lovely vacation I came back to a sicky-poo office and after one working day I believe I have caught some kind of disgusting germ that is probably affiliated with something that looks like this: My fantastic symptom de jour is a tourettes type throat clearing that makes everyone stop talking because they think you are trying to say...
Resolutions and What Not
I love New Year’s. Goyisha New Year’s (GNYs) is the best. Coming on the heels of real New Year’s Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, GNY provides a fantastic opportunity to double check old goals and make new ones. My resolutions from YK were to “get a hobby, and follow through with my creative ideas; become a high powered business woman”. I think I kind of did those...