March 2012
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Interior Decorating the Hotchallah Way
Over the past year I accidentally started collecting plastic animals. Knowing this, some of my closest friends have brought me or mailed me lovely animal figurines. This picture is of the current animal parade now taking place on my fireplace mantel.
How "There's Something About Mary" Warped the...
Continuing my series on HOW MEDIA I WAS EXPOSED TO IN MY ADOLESCENCE FUCKED ME UP
I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That’s my ad, print it up. - Mary, describing her ideal man…and basically herself.
The hot and steamy wet dream of the Farrelly...
Don't play the end of the scene
I don’t pretend to espouse self-help techniques (well, except that Kahlua + almond milk heals all wounds) but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to share with you all this little nugget: “don’t play the end of the scene.” This great line came from my friend Leigh who works at the Arden Theater Company in Philadelphia. Apparently, in the theater and in...
A Secret Between Friends
I grew up with a loving family and a mother that really worried about me. But for some reason no one worried about the hours and hours of time I spent parked in front of the television. No one ever thought, “Oh hey, maybe our little girl should NOT be watching The Lifetime Network.”
My favorite series as a child was called Sisters. It was about a bunch of adult sisters who were...
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What it would look like if I filled out an OKCupid...
What it would look like if I filled out an OKCupid Profile honestly: My self-summary I’m an intelligent, neurotic, hilarious, idiosyncratic, VERY east-coast Jew.
What I’m doing with my life
I’ve been working in non-profits for 5 years, it’s been okay. I don’t really know what I want to do with the rest of my life but what I’m doing right now is pretty good. If you work at a...
How my brain works