Today is Thanksgivingmonday!
I’m celebrating Thanksgiving all week. Thanksgiving is my straight up favorite holiday. In my opinion it is Jewish Christmas. Hannukah is dumb and not a real holiday and anyone who says otherwise is just trying to keep their kids from crying. Thanksgiving is where it’s at. It has everything that makes Christmas awesome minus the tree, which I’ve never cared for anyway. There...
My sister is in Paris
And she emailed me this GIF for some reason. J’espère qu’elle vous plaira!
Birthday Weekend Extravaganza
Starting my Birthday weekend off right: my coworkers detonated a cute grenade on my desk and the beauty and mayhem aftermath is totally up my alley. Please note in the lower right hand corner APPLES TO APPLES JEWISH EDITION! Then to step up and dance my coworker and friend Liz gave me… …homemade rice pudding, an adorable squid birthday card from Seltzer LLC, Mindy Kaling’s...
Ryan Gosling is Your Boyfriend
Pretty much anyone with EYES wants Ryan Gosling to be their boyfriend. I am now offering a service, free of charge, where I will have Ryan Gosling’s face placed over your ex-boyfriend’s face in the photo of your choosing. Please send me a message or tweet if you would like to see Ryan Gossling as your ex-boyfriend. Also, please enjoy this phenomenal tumblr my friend’s have...
Jake loves Hoarders
My friend Jake has been binge-watching episodes of Hoarders and decided to give me the play-by-play via gchat early Tuesday morning. Apparently he is pointing at his nose in this photo to show he is Jewish. I don’t know how I feel about that. But the top searches that land on my blog according to my Google Analytics are “jew nose”, “large jew nose” and “ryan...
How to Simulate an East Coast Autumn Night while...
The last few days have been lovely. It has been in the mid-seventies for most of the week, sunny and just heavenly. However, seeing as I spent the majority of my life in the North East of the good old U.S. of A. I am starting to long for the smell of burning leaves, pumpkin picking, warm blankets and hot cocoa (not hot cider that stuff is nasty does not please my palate). San Francisco has...
Bestie by Bestie Something bad happened downtown but also something bad happened downtown….
Chosen but not Taken: Mensch of the Month 2012... →
Are you a single Jewish man in the San Francisco area? As a single Jewish lady in SF I’ve decided to make a scheme to meet men and help support a wonderful organization… ENTER: The Mensch of the Month 2012 Calendar! We are looking for sweet Jewish Bay Area men to be in this year’s calendar. Check out the: Blog, Twitter, Facebook page We also did an awesome interview for the...
Craftacular: Mood Indicator
Sometimes you might be in a bad mood and not want to tell anyone. Other times you might just want to remind yourself to smile. These are difficult tasks, CLEARLY. So I made this tool to help humankind express itself: Okay, so this is really complicated to make so I’ve broken it down into easy to 3 easy-to-follow steps. 1) First you drink two bottles of a beverage. They should be the same...
Mansplaining or that time a man tried to explain...
I recently learned a phenomenal term: mansplaining. The word is new for me, but the concept behind it is not. Mansplaining is when a man explains something to you assuming you don’t already know it. Some men do this, not all men. Calm down. Frankly, I know some women who do this too, and I end up pretending like I don’t know what they are talking about, or that I hadn’t read that...
Here is a voicemail my mother recently left me....