Someone left their sense of humor at home.
seriously though, if I can’t laugh at the holocaust not only did my people die in vain but I also would have like…no jokes.
hot challah
Startup Fever: Eco Local Fur Ballz
I’ve never gone into the Summit cafe (soon to be 780) on Valencia because my laptop is not nearly expensive enough and everyone there just sits and tapstapstaps on their macbooks all day inventing companies and changing the world.
My dear friend Gabe is going to go with me to Summit this week and we are going to type away on shoebox laptops and egg carton iphones and talk about our fake startups.
My fake startup (fartup?) is: Eco Local Fur Ballz which works to bridge the gap between cat lovers and the producers of their cat’s food and accessories.
Cats and their owners should know where their toy mice are manufactured, their cat food is made, and insure that it is all being done in a sustainable, green, eco, earth friendly, local, organic manner.
View Larger My childhood next door neighbor just sent this to me! She once called me “fickle and indecisive”…in like 10th grade. I think it was because I kissed a boy from our Jewish summer camp or something but then started to “date” a boy from my competitive, traveling show choir (because I was really cool, like super cool).
If I Could Stop Thinking About Food for 30 Seconds
me
and rock climbing is included?
because i didn’t hate it when we did it
but i don’t know if i love it
Liz
yep and all the classes are included
me
that’s nice
it would be convenient because my roommate also goes
it would be convenient because my roommate also goes
Liz
they have a bunch
you can see what kinds on their website
me
oh i thought that said brunch
Dates: You Win Some You Lose Some
Don’t you dare. DON’T YOU DARE ever allow me to consume the calories of two full beers before revealing you are an anti-choice Republican. That is THE MEANEST thing anyone has ever done to me.
![My favorite coworker is about 66 years old. She doesn’t like the riffraff in her neighborhood that play outside. She is worried about crime. She reuses everything. She is a republican. She has a gripe about everything.
Today she asked me why I wear such ugly old lady shoes which “even [she] would never even wear”.
(yes we have a crack in the floor where I work. It’s across the whole building and we’re going to die in an earthquake.)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyf79wtl6n1qg4msno1_500.jpg)
View Larger My favorite coworker is about 66 years old. She doesn’t like the riffraff in her neighborhood that play outside. She is worried about crime. She reuses everything. She is a republican. She has a gripe about everything.
Today she asked me why I wear such ugly old lady shoes which “even [she] would never even wear”.
(yes we have a crack in the floor where I work. It’s across the whole building and we’re going to die in an earthquake.)
Beach House - Take Care
I am recording my debut pod cast episode right now. It’s kind of crunchy because I’m also eating Trader Joe’s O’s at the same time. But considering I’m almost always eating, maybe this will be my hallmark.
I’m also really feeling this song so in the interim between now and my having something of substance to say I shall share it with you. It’s so dreamy and haunting. It goes nicely with my root beer and kahlua.
Yelp is not a comedy open mic night
I would cautiously support a eugenics program if it focused on eliminating people who write Yelp reviews that try to be funny.
Just review the bar buddy. Drinks, prices, atmosphere, bathrooms, good for groups?, allows dogs?, etc. Otherwise can it.
Craiglist: Girlfriend Wanted (holidays only)
I was just forwarded this amazing craigslist ad where a dude in the mission is accepting applications for a “Holiday Girlfriend”, relationship will contractually end January 2nd at 11:59pm. Tempting…
